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We are halfway through Summer 2013. Can you believe it? Time flies when you are YOLO'ing to the extremememe! It's been soo hot lately that I can't wait for sunset for lows of 85 Degrees! The following video was shared via my Fbook and I can't stop watching it. Youtube's KrissyChula provides a pretty accurate… Continue reading I Walked Into The Room, Dripping In Gold…
People. It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope. No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA! No more use of the following phrases/hashtags: #TurntUp.… Continue reading Beanies In Da Club
What the heck happened to HOUSE PARTIES?!? How come no one throws them anymore? Who do I know? Who don't I know? Now listen, I don't mind heading to my local watering hole, grabbing a fancy cocktail (vodka, anyone?), checking out the who's who in the neighborhood, and ultimately hoping that my mixed drink, probably… Continue reading Welcome to my House Party, Party…
Do I need to say much today? Listen, as a first generation Latina, I am proud of my roots (Dominicana, whahahahttttt?!), but I also love USA. So I vote (because mega amounts of Native Americans now own casinos and not by choice.) Vote if you still have time! Rita Moreno and her crew know whats… Continue reading (V)oting (O)r (T)rap (E)xsistence
Although left unscathed here in Brooklyn, Hurricane Sandy fucked s*** up in the NYC Metro area. I am basically trapped in my borough without any way to get into Manhattan, where dat money be at. Although I haven't been a productive member of society the last 3 days, I have had a great time with… Continue reading Boo Bitch, It’s Hurricane Sandy.
As I sat watching trash TV the other night, it hit me: Why do rap/hip-hop artists fantasize so much with outer space and alien belief? We've all seen it, thugged out rappers flying in space ships, spreading their message about thug love, intergalactical-ly . There are always beautiful girls dressed in metallics, sliver paint, and… Continue reading Space Jam
Big Ups to my girl, Danielle Kroll, for designing the header of this very blog. She is a talented designer as you can see by checking out her very own site: http://danielleleekroll.blogspot.com/ She is also a new Bklynite. Let's welcome her with open arms!
I love that there is a reason why some ppl have it and some don't... For example, ever told someone you have a crazy headache, like a chronic migraine condition, a late menstrual cycle, late on your rent, and they respond to you by stating that they have one too due to a hangover they… Continue reading EMotional Intelligence
La Gente Son Bitch is what my mother said one day when I couldn't put into words a feeling of confusion, disgust, and lack of emotional INTELLIGENCE. In fact, it was the perfect response to what I was, indeed feeling and knowing. La Gente totally can be SON BITCH. Hahaha. It is a perfect blend of… Continue reading La.Gente.Son…
Hi There Friends. I am finally Unstuck. In. Time. It's true. I've been frozen solid and now I ain't. Physically and Mentally. It's been a whopping negative tits around these parts. And by these parts, I mean all of 'Merica. This totally means I've been staying inside and wearing pants. Pants I say! You should… Continue reading Unstuck In Time
2015, A New View.
The Sun is in the sky. Unicorns are flying by. Dandelion don't front. Spring is here. And so am I. I haven't blogged in the last two months; since the end of the Winter season pretty much kicked my ass (frozen solid, long-distance love, occupational shenanigans, etc.) I basically became a #GHOST. I admit it. Good… Continue reading This could be us, but Girl, Bye.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: The Holidays! Pass the stuffing please. More wine? Duh and Duh. That’s right people. The Holidays are here in all their glory. What does that mean for you? It means that you have to keep your “G composure” during this special time; the spirit animal that makes… Continue reading Green. Bean. Casserole. & The G. You Are…
Now since I be knowing stuff: Because I am a product of a single family home, as well as one which happened to relocate twice while under the age of 14, I understand the importance of having some stability in place and know the value of having strong adult role models present while in the… Continue reading Why Uncle Phil & Aunt Vivian Matter…
It's Friday Night. You just Got Paid. You Pregamed. What's next? Dancing at Da Club! You put your last swipe of lip gloss on, primp your hair, make sure your boobs look plump and even; especially the lazy one that sort of juts off to the right. You put your gel insoles in your heeled… Continue reading Whine On Mi Buddy
So did you read my last post? Because I was stricken with some sorta SATAN cold bug! Someone gave me their cold-plague! I have been sniffling, sneezing, and boogering. I'll stop there as I wish to keep you a reader. Want to know how cold it is outside? -PolarBear status. Yes, you read that right.… Continue reading It’s Brick Out Yo. For Real. It Really Is.
Conundrums With Connie 