People.
It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope. No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA!
No more use of the following phrases/hashtags:
- #TurntUp. You watch too much VH1/MTV trashy T.V. You also my be following @WockaFlockaFlame on Twitter.
- #CapricornSeason (You can interchange any horoscope sign and add just add season. Or maybe You shouldn’t.) So its finally your turn in the zodiac. It doesn’t mean you can be a douche bag for a whole month and get away with things. #Karma overrules your season.
- #Cray. I really like this one but unfortunately due to the KimYe creation, I must cease and desist.
- #Swag. Yes. If you are claiming you have swag, you don’t. You really don’t.
- #Confessions/Numbers Game. If you have to refer to #79 and confess that you’ve had a crush on that person since 5th grade but admittedly are holding your newborn child and are complaining about your babyMoms/Daddy, you must be removed from my News feed and all of my social media outlets immediately. Immediately!
- #Wearing Kitten Heels. You know who you are.
Let’s start the year with a new A$AP Rocky song, “Long Live A$AP”. Sometimes, just sometimes, you have to announce yourself.
Let’s stop the bitchassness and start the year with new-ness!
#SnakeSeason
Conundrums With Connie 