…It was the 3rd time I got hit on by a homeless man… in a 12 hour period. He said, ” You are too pretty to be sad. Don’t lose your teeth like I did. Smile.” Moral of the story: Don’t smoke PCP.
I am not sure if you are aware, but there is an epidemic out there: The FLU. Ya. I am sure that I’ve had the sniffles for a month now. Boogers, Lozenges, and Connie don’t mix. ‘Boogers with Connie’ wouldn’t have been as successful. People stop coughing on each other! This is not the Human Centipede. Use your sleeves. Better yet, stay at home in your own personal incubator.
Look on the bright side; you can stay home and watch Netflix/HULU all day, order your fave Tom-Yum/Miso soup from the Asian spot, go online shopping, and even work from home, if you’re into that or if your boss is a D*Bag.
You can also listen to the new Toro Y Moi track, Say That, and slow grind at home.
Conundrums With Connie 