Hi There Friends. I am finally Unstuck. In. Time.
It’s true. I’ve been frozen solid and now I ain’t. Physically and Mentally. It’s been a whopping negative tits around these parts. And by these parts, I mean all of ‘Merica. This totally means I’ve been staying inside and wearing pants. Pants I say! You should see my complexion. I look like a Dominican Ghost. #sammysosa Winter Realities:
We need more eggs? Eggs are sold at the store? It’s 15 degrees?
Trains are running on a delayed schedule due to the temperature? But I am on time!
You can see your warm breath in the cold but you realize you need a tic-tac…
Nyquil is sold out??!?!?!?!?
Don’t worry. The freeze is almost over. Even tho that Punxatawny Phil is a trill ass groundhog, he’s a liar and the incoming sun is WARM.
Hot Chip is one of my favorite bands. I cannot lie. *ish is fire. Huarache Lights is AMAZING! Not just because I am a stan but this song is so goooood.
Conundrums With Connie 