Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.

...It was the 3rd time I got hit on by a homeless man... in a 12 hour period.  He said, " You are too pretty to be sad. Don't lose your teeth like I did. Smile." Moral of the story: Don't smoke PCP. I am not sure if you are aware, but there is an… Continue reading Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.

Beanies In Da Club

People. It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope.  No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA! No more use of the following phrases/hashtags: #TurntUp.… Continue reading Beanies In Da Club

Get Rich Or Die Like A Mayan

December 21st is the end of the world. Cuz the Mayans said so. This means I have 10 days to fucking raise hell and paint the town red. Student loans? Not paying them. Rent? Whatever. You loaned me a cup of sugar that one day? I'll never have any to return the favor.  Let the… Continue reading Get Rich Or Die Like A Mayan

Where The Sun Be At.

Check out a new track from, Tame Impala, Feels Like We Only Go Backwards. The perfect jam for the early winter blues. It's almost like a shot of Vitamin D to the system; the perfect amount of psychedelic chill with a modern touch ( you don't have to smell like patchouli to enjoy this). Don't… Continue reading Where The Sun Be At.

Welcome to my House Party, Party…

What the heck happened to HOUSE PARTIES?!? How come no one throws them anymore? Who do I know? Who don't I know? Now listen, I don't mind heading to my local watering hole, grabbing a fancy cocktail (vodka, anyone?), checking out the who's who in the neighborhood, and ultimately hoping that my mixed drink, probably… Continue reading Welcome to my House Party, Party…

(V)oting (O)r (T)rap (E)xsistence

Do I need to say much today? Listen, as a first generation Latina, I am proud of my roots (Dominicana, whahahahttttt?!), but I also love USA. So I vote (because mega amounts of Native Americans now own casinos and not by choice.) Vote if you still have time! Rita Moreno and her crew know whats… Continue reading (V)oting (O)r (T)rap (E)xsistence

Boo Bitch, It’s Hurricane Sandy.

Although left unscathed here in Brooklyn, Hurricane Sandy fucked s*** up in the NYC Metro area. I am basically trapped in my borough without any way to get into Manhattan, where dat money be at. Although I haven't been a productive member of society the last 3 days, I have had a great time with… Continue reading Boo Bitch, It’s Hurricane Sandy.

Space Jam

As I sat watching trash TV the other night, it hit me: Why do rap/hip-hop artists fantasize so much with outer space and alien belief? We've all seen it, thugged out rappers flying in space ships, spreading their message about thug love, intergalactical-ly . There are always beautiful girls dressed in metallics, sliver paint, and… Continue reading Space Jam