Con with Con
Hi There Friends. I am finally Unstuck. In. Time. It's true. I've been frozen solid and now I ain't. Physically and Mentally. It's been a whopping negative tits around these parts. And by these parts, I mean all of 'Merica. This totally means I've been staying inside and wearing pants. Pants I say! You should… Continue reading Unstuck In Time
2015, A New View.
Now since I be knowing stuff: Because I am a product of a single family home, as well as one which happened to relocate twice while under the age of 14, I understand the importance of having some stability in place and know the value of having strong adult role models present while in the… Continue reading Why Uncle Phil & Aunt Vivian Matter…
It's Friday Night. You just Got Paid. You Pregamed. What's next? Dancing at Da Club! You put your last swipe of lip gloss on, primp your hair, make sure your boobs look plump and even; especially the lazy one that sort of juts off to the right. You put your gel insoles in your heeled… Continue reading Whine On Mi Buddy
So did you read my last post? Because I was stricken with some sorta SATAN cold bug! Someone gave me their cold-plague! I have been sniffling, sneezing, and boogering. I'll stop there as I wish to keep you a reader. Want to know how cold it is outside? -PolarBear status. Yes, you read that right.… Continue reading It’s Brick Out Yo. For Real. It Really Is.
...It was the 3rd time I got hit on by a homeless man... in a 12 hour period. He said, " You are too pretty to be sad. Don't lose your teeth like I did. Smile." Moral of the story: Don't smoke PCP. I am not sure if you are aware, but there is an… Continue reading Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.
People. It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope. No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA! No more use of the following phrases/hashtags: #TurntUp.… Continue reading Beanies In Da Club
December 21st is the end of the world. Cuz the Mayans said so. This means I have 10 days to fucking raise hell and paint the town red. Student loans? Not paying them. Rent? Whatever. You loaned me a cup of sugar that one day? I'll never have any to return the favor. Let the… Continue reading Get Rich Or Die Like A Mayan
What the heck happened to HOUSE PARTIES?!? How come no one throws them anymore? Who do I know? Who don't I know? Now listen, I don't mind heading to my local watering hole, grabbing a fancy cocktail (vodka, anyone?), checking out the who's who in the neighborhood, and ultimately hoping that my mixed drink, probably… Continue reading Welcome to my House Party, Party…
Conundrums With Connie 