2015, A New View.
2014, You’ve. Been. CANCELED.
Category: Jams.
This could be us, but Girl, Bye.
The Sun is in the sky. Unicorns are flying by. Dandelion don't front. Spring is here. And so am I. I haven't blogged in the last two months; since the end of the Winter season pretty much kicked my ass (frozen solid, long-distance love, occupational shenanigans, etc.) I basically became a #GHOST. I admit it. Good… Continue reading This could be us, but Girl, Bye.
I Walked Into The Room, Dripping In Gold…
We are halfway through Summer 2013. Can you believe it? Time flies when you are YOLO'ing to the extremememe! It's been soo hot lately that I can't wait for sunset for lows of 85 Degrees! The following video was shared via my Fbook and I can't stop watching it. Youtube's KrissyChula provides a pretty accurate… Continue reading I Walked Into The Room, Dripping In Gold…
Whine On Mi Buddy
It's Friday Night. You just Got Paid. You Pregamed. What's next? Dancing at Da Club! You put your last swipe of lip gloss on, primp your hair, make sure your boobs look plump and even; especially the lazy one that sort of juts off to the right. You put your gel insoles in your heeled… Continue reading Whine On Mi Buddy
It’s Brick Out Yo. For Real. It Really Is.
So did you read my last post? Because I was stricken with some sorta SATAN cold bug! Someone gave me their cold-plague! I have been sniffling, sneezing, and boogering. I'll stop there as I wish to keep you a reader. Want to know how cold it is outside? -PolarBear status. Yes, you read that right.… Continue reading It’s Brick Out Yo. For Real. It Really Is.
Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.
...It was the 3rd time I got hit on by a homeless man... in a 12 hour period. He said, " You are too pretty to be sad. Don't lose your teeth like I did. Smile." Moral of the story: Don't smoke PCP. I am not sure if you are aware, but there is an… Continue reading Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.
Beanies In Da Club
People. It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope. No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA! No more use of the following phrases/hashtags: #TurntUp.… Continue reading Beanies In Da Club
Get Rich Or Die Like A Mayan
December 21st is the end of the world. Cuz the Mayans said so. This means I have 10 days to fucking raise hell and paint the town red. Student loans? Not paying them. Rent? Whatever. You loaned me a cup of sugar that one day? I'll never have any to return the favor. Let the… Continue reading Get Rich Or Die Like A Mayan
Strut Your Stuff
Oldie But Goodie. Goldfrapp's and DFA's remix of their song,'Slide In', is the jam and perfect for stomping around in the city streets. I heard it today and it immediately perked me up. It's Tuesday. Remember to stay as Trill as possible. #alwaysbetrill
Where The Sun Be At.
Check out a new track from, Tame Impala, Feels Like We Only Go Backwards. The perfect jam for the early winter blues. It's almost like a shot of Vitamin D to the system; the perfect amount of psychedelic chill with a modern touch ( you don't have to smell like patchouli to enjoy this). Don't… Continue reading Where The Sun Be At.
Conundrums With Connie 