Con with Con
...It was the 3rd time I got hit on by a homeless man... in a 12 hour period. He said, " You are too pretty to be sad. Don't lose your teeth like I did. Smile." Moral of the story: Don't smoke PCP. I am not sure if you are aware, but there is an… Continue reading Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.
People. It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope. No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA! No more use of the following phrases/hashtags: #TurntUp.… Continue reading Beanies In Da Club
What the heck happened to HOUSE PARTIES?!? How come no one throws them anymore? Who do I know? Who don't I know? Now listen, I don't mind heading to my local watering hole, grabbing a fancy cocktail (vodka, anyone?), checking out the who's who in the neighborhood, and ultimately hoping that my mixed drink, probably… Continue reading Welcome to my House Party, Party…
Do I need to say much today? Listen, as a first generation Latina, I am proud of my roots (Dominicana, whahahahttttt?!), but I also love USA. So I vote (because mega amounts of Native Americans now own casinos and not by choice.) Vote if you still have time! Rita Moreno and her crew know whats… Continue reading (V)oting (O)r (T)rap (E)xsistence
Although left unscathed here in Brooklyn, Hurricane Sandy fucked s*** up in the NYC Metro area. I am basically trapped in my borough without any way to get into Manhattan, where dat money be at. Although I haven't been a productive member of society the last 3 days, I have had a great time with… Continue reading Boo Bitch, It’s Hurricane Sandy.
As I sat watching trash TV the other night, it hit me: Why do rap/hip-hop artists fantasize so much with outer space and alien belief? We've all seen it, thugged out rappers flying in space ships, spreading their message about thug love, intergalactical-ly . There are always beautiful girls dressed in metallics, sliver paint, and… Continue reading Space Jam
Big Ups to my girl, Danielle Kroll, for designing the header of this very blog. She is a talented designer as you can see by checking out her very own site: http://danielleleekroll.blogspot.com/ She is also a new Bklynite. Let's welcome her with open arms!
Conundrums With Connie 