Con with Con
Hi There Friends. I am finally Unstuck. In. Time. It's true. I've been frozen solid and now I ain't. Physically and Mentally. It's been a whopping negative tits around these parts. And by these parts, I mean all of 'Merica. This totally means I've been staying inside and wearing pants. Pants I say! You should… Continue reading Unstuck In Time
2015, A New View.
The Sun is in the sky. Unicorns are flying by. Dandelion don't front. Spring is here. And so am I. I haven't blogged in the last two months; since the end of the Winter season pretty much kicked my ass (frozen solid, long-distance love, occupational shenanigans, etc.) I basically became a #GHOST. I admit it. Good… Continue reading This could be us, but Girl, Bye.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year: The Holidays! Pass the stuffing please. More wine? Duh and Duh. That’s right people. The Holidays are here in all their glory. What does that mean for you? It means that you have to keep your “G composure” during this special time; the spirit animal that makes… Continue reading Green. Bean. Casserole. & The G. You Are…
We are halfway through Summer 2013. Can you believe it? Time flies when you are YOLO'ing to the extremememe! It's been soo hot lately that I can't wait for sunset for lows of 85 Degrees! The following video was shared via my Fbook and I can't stop watching it. Youtube's KrissyChula provides a pretty accurate… Continue reading I Walked Into The Room, Dripping In Gold…
It's Friday Night. You just Got Paid. You Pregamed. What's next? Dancing at Da Club! You put your last swipe of lip gloss on, primp your hair, make sure your boobs look plump and even; especially the lazy one that sort of juts off to the right. You put your gel insoles in your heeled… Continue reading Whine On Mi Buddy
...It was the 3rd time I got hit on by a homeless man... in a 12 hour period. He said, " You are too pretty to be sad. Don't lose your teeth like I did. Smile." Moral of the story: Don't smoke PCP. I am not sure if you are aware, but there is an… Continue reading Don’t Lose Your Teeth Like I Did.
People. It is 2013. Year of changing our future lives. Year of taking off that beanie in the club; Cuz you know your scalp is sweating. It is also the year of the SNAKE according to the Chinese horoscope. No MORE STRUGGLE. We off the Boat, mA! No more use of the following phrases/hashtags: #TurntUp.… Continue reading Beanies In Da Club
December 21st is the end of the world. Cuz the Mayans said so. This means I have 10 days to fucking raise hell and paint the town red. Student loans? Not paying them. Rent? Whatever. You loaned me a cup of sugar that one day? I'll never have any to return the favor. Let the… Continue reading Get Rich Or Die Like A Mayan
Oldie But Goodie. Goldfrapp's and DFA's remix of their song,'Slide In', is the jam and perfect for stomping around in the city streets. I heard it today and it immediately perked me up. It's Tuesday. Remember to stay as Trill as possible. #alwaysbetrill
Conundrums With Connie 