I am sure that you have since poured one out for your homie, 2014. Because, well, what a year! A year that no one can forget, I am sure. I twerked!? I learned the shmoney dance and I thought about 100,000,000 ($) that I can make by owning a weird looking animal and making it, into the next internet smash. Cat with a cape? Blind cat with a cape and weird voice? Grumpy Cat had a baby?2014 held many highs and lows for me. Lots of fun and great moments with friends and family, but also lots of grimace inducing moments regarding my health, my future, and career.
With that being said, beginning the new year with some renewed optimism and hope can’t hurt. No BS resolutions this year; especially ones that I know I don’t need to make and can’t keep. The one I can make is a vow to truly find love. A love for Moi. As Ru Paul says, “If don’t love yourself, how the hell can you love anybody else?” She does it better than I can. I need to find my funny again and remember to not give a fuck about ppl that do not give a fuck about me. Here’s looking at you Ebola! Our lifetimes are short and I don’t want to deal with negative cosmic juju. & if I do, I needs to be to a minimum. Like small. Like NO. If I could, I would spend my days watching the movie White Chicks and only eat salads (3 times a day) that will make me skinny,taller, boobs/ass bigger, but I can’t do that. ( . )( . )
Mama gotta pay them bills. Why do you think I am a fond believer in Scratch-Off lottery ticket playing. Hello?! The start of a new year is always a good time to re-evaluate. Instead of working on being a better person which is what most ppl will undoubtedly attempt, I will work on enhancing my greatness to new and higher levels.
*Sunglasses On, waving bye to non factors.
Listen to my 2014 Best Of mUsic playlist. I started working on it about 52 WEEEKSSSS AGO!
Conundrums With Connie 
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUUUU WANNA TALK ABOUT MOTHEEERRSSSSS!!! OOOHHHHHH IT’S MOTHER TIME!
I thought you haven’t been writing since I don’t see you in my inbox – way to go gmail!!!! I finally found you love and we’ll be together. 2014 was a fun b*tch, but 2015 is going to be the Queen B. PS salad 3 times a day? like potato salad, tuna salad, macaroni salad, cani salad, seaweed salad… I think I could eat 3 salads per day… at least for a week.